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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
What is the irony of life according to you?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.