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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Everyone loved it.

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

What is the irony of life according to you?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?